May 21, 2013 • 878 notes • fivem0nths

fivem0nths:

I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.

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May 21, 2013 • 300,091 notes • mothercheesus
It's Not Unusual

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

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press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

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May 21, 2013 • 13,521 notes • ashestoashesjc

ashestoashesjc:

i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from

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to

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May 21, 2013 • 131,808 notes • daydreamer-kay-em
ihavewaytoomanyfeels: azureinfinity: abagofkittens: earthgirldonna: tr4pdoor: daydreamer-kay-em: “This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “ hold the phone. yes wow I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life can somebody write this is this a written thing

ihavewaytoomanyfeels:

azureinfinity:

abagofkittens:

earthgirldonna:

tr4pdoor:

daydreamer-kay-em:

“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “

hold the phone.

yes

wow

I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life

can somebody write this

is this a written thing

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May 21, 2013 • 1,111 notes • aresnakesreal
aresnakesreal: my aunt’s dog went to day care and they gave her this report card which i’m really happy about

aresnakesreal:

my aunt’s dog went to day care and they gave her this report card which i’m really happy about

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May 21, 2013 • 46,470 notes • amoying

amoying:

are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff

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May 21, 2013 • 7 notes • lurkerpi

lurkerpi:

TUmblr code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I just sucked 300 dicks”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything.

And remember, the response is “I just pissed my fucking pants oh my god fuck my asshole”.

May 20, 2013 • 28,628 notes • riddlemetom

riddlemetom:

[x]

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May 20, 2013 • 1,454 notes • the-vashta-nerada

the-vashta-nerada:

there’s literally nothing worse than being in a cuddling mood and you have nobody to cuddle with

this is a scientific fact 

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May 20, 2013 • 43,512 notes • neopreps
ohioisloko: ceeberoni: neopreps: a map of america drawn from memory yeah i live in america and this is completely accurate

ohioisloko:

ceeberoni:

neopreps:

a map of america drawn from memory

yeah

i live in america and this is completely accurate

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